WHAT
THE
FAQS

How do we get there?

By train:

Take the R train to the 9th st. station and walk to Bell House.
Otherwise, take an uber or lyft from your location.

Are kids invited?

No…

Kids are banned from this wedding, unless they’ve paid us off with a large sum of money.

What should I wear?

Cocktail attire

We honestly don’t know what that means either. Just don’t wear jeans and a
t-shirt to the wedding or we’ll think you’re there to assassinate one of us.